May 2011
I hate listening to people while they are eating apples. I hate it. It is disgusting.
that bitch: When I die, I want someone to keep... →
memadas:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”
“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”
“omg, satan is so funny!”
“hell…
That awkward moment when you're alone with someone...
“So.. do you like.. stuff?”
Well they encourage your complete cooperation, Send you roses when they think you need to smile. I can’t control myself because I don’t know how, And they love me for it honestly, I’ll be here for a while. So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff! Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough. So give them blood, blood, blood. Grab a glass because...
Me in a zombie apocalypse:
Expectation:
Reality:
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Patrick Stump's voice.
I WANNA MAKE A YOUTUBE-VIDEO. BUT I DON'T KNOW...
Tumblr is full of clothes you can't wear, food you...
I think I'm just an angry person.
Drop my pen:
someone acts like an idiot:
Bitch pretends to be stupid:
Someone tells me a story:
Teacher gives pop quiz:
Some bitch acting like she’s all that:
and worst…Someone eats my food:
Basically.
yeah, today sucked. my mum keep yelling about - me going to the doctor. yeah, she said; ‘the doctor’. wtf mum, I’m not stupid, I know you mean the shrink.
I'M DESPERATE AND MY ASK IS EMPTY.
EY YOU! YEAH YOU! ASK ME SOMETHING.
See this girl?
tallerthanfrankiero:
bieberrsimpson:
sociallyawkwardt-rex:
illstickadildoupyourass:
legitlytrish:
mandaleepanda:
This is Kayla. If you don’t reblog this in the next five minutes, Kayla will be in your room tonight at 3:44 a.m and suck out your soul.
WHY
omg
WHY DO THIS TO ME.
fuq u I can’t not reblog. I get scared easily okay. I swear that picture was edited on picnik 8-)
...
nightynight tumblr!
I hope I survive the night…
Othervise; love you all! Stay beautiful!
happy birthday lindsey
<3
Don’t go, I can’t do this on my own. Save me from the ones that haunt me in the night. I can’t live with myself, so stay with me tonight. Don’t go.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I love my mum ):
Im Not Risking Anythinggq
BITCH I WILL KILL YOUR ASS IF YOU TOUCH MY MOM :)
Just in case.
NO ONE TOUCHES MY MOM, IF YOU DO I’LL SMASH YOUR FACE.
I BOUGHT ‘SWEENEY TODD’ AND ‘BATMAN RETURNS’ AT THE SUPERMARKET TODAY. THEN I WALKED BUY A PATHETIC LITTLE STORE ON MY WAY HOME AND SAW A SPIDERMAN-COMIC IN THE WINDOW. GUESS WHO RAN IN AND BOUGHT IT?!
I adore my mum. I love her. She is my everything. I hope she knows that.
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I got a haircut today. I'm just sayin'
I'm feeling a bit lazy today...lazy and cuddly :3
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